Bruised

Ministers can be a sensitive breed. It’s not an unknown phenomena for a minister to get themselves in a tizzy about the one or two negative comments they receive post worship, rather than to hear and accept the numerous good comments that have been offered.

A bruised ego can be the result of those who haven’t recognised the emotional carnage of a minister in the immediate after the service meetings.

However the dilemma I leave here this evening, is how does a minister deal with the physical bruises unwittingly left by a congregation?

Most appreciate a good firm handshake as the farewell greeting is exchanged at the door. But what to do when those firm handshakes are resulting in bruises to a hand?

Those who take regular anticoagulants are used to unexpected bruises. Accidental knocks and bangs are often only noticed when the deep blue mark appears upon the skin. But who knew that handshaking could result in a bruised hand?

Perhaps the answer may be to do what is required in giving blood, and offer alternative hands each week. Or perhaps a cushioned glove may be the way to go.

 

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INJURY BELOW WAS NOT RECEIVED WHILE SHAKING HANDS!

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One thought on “Bruised

  1. Mrs G tends to file her engagement ring to prevent it getting embedded in her fingers while shaking hands at the door. And why do some men feel the need to squash a hand into pulp during what is supposed to be a friendly greeting?

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